notxam:

pitbull:

To everyone who tells you you can’t do something…

Dr. Worldwide… :’)

notxam:

pitbull:

To everyone who tells you you can’t do something…

Dr. Worldwide… :’)

roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

Chris and Tom offered to help me train to become a police officer.

thedemigodinitiative:

Finishing homework at 4am

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i just replayed fireproof like three times

cactsus:

my thick thighs and basic brown eyes will win over someone’s heart one day

sanderlust:

my biggest fear is falling and dying in the shower and my family finding me naked

kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

probably-a-succubus:

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

carryonmywayward-idjits:

Please excuse me while I walk over your husband’s corpse like he’s nothing and upon entering the room, ignore your traumatised child in his crib and instead clutch your lifeless body in a demonstration of my love for you: creepy and entirely unhelpful

i love how everyone just knows what this is referencing

i dont and i am slightly mortified

louisranger:

i hate it when you go out with your friends but no one bothers to tell you that you look like a grape

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